It’s conceivable you’ll have spotted that comic Amy Schumer was once trending on twitter lately, one thing I’m now not positive I’d ordinarily even realize, however the cause of it was once one thing particular: a post from a truck stop that featured a large rig driving force that regarded uncannily like Amy Schumer, most effective with a goofily vulgar T-shirt, a type of teardrop tattoos that typically suggests you’ve killed any individual, an indication decrying public shitting, and extra. Too a lot more, even.
Right here, simply search for your self, from Celina 52 Truck Stop:
The place to begin? The signal that claims STOP Pooping In Our Parking Lot or how the mini refrigerator is value $500 “because of the Monster Power branding,” or that blouse or the what praise issues? There’s simply an excessive amount of ridiculous shit in right here to select what to concentrate on.
And that’s now not even bringing up the Amy Schumer face, or that teardrop tattoo, which did benefit a proof from Celina 52 themselves:
See? It’s manslaughter, now not homicide. No biggie! We in truth checked, and it’s even now not the sort of biggie for some states’ CDL truck licenses, as “Causing a fatality through the negligent or criminal operation of a CMV” most effective carries a penalty of a one-year suspension. Huh.
Now, in fact, all of this turns out laborious to consider as a result of, yeah, it’s now not actual.
In case different posts like the only speaking about the ghost sex sounds coming from their shower #3 don’t persuade you, I did additionally realize that the outline in their web page did record “satire/parody,” even though it seems that they’ve got rid of that now.
However, come on. It’s all simply too absolute best, too absurd, too humorous, too stunning for our mundane fact. The that includes of rewards issues winners appears to be a theme, too:
A bucket filled with coconut cookies, crammed animals, and condoms, all from a dude dressed in a “Daddy’s Little Slut” T-shirt? Come on.
Celina 52 in truth has an actual reward for the hilarious pretend shirts. Take a look at this one:
Harry Potter Hates Ohio! Gold! That’s GOLD.
They actually seem to have a site that sells shirts, and whilst they have got the Truckin -n- Fuckin one, they unfortunately don’t appear to have the Harry Potter hates Ohio one. I suppose there’s rights problems there, however nonetheless.
There’s additionally this vital put up:
A good urine jug is one thing I will be able to completely recognize, so I am hoping provides open up once more quickly.
So, yeah, this totally appears to be a comic story. I reached out to Celina 52 for remark, they usually spoke back with this:
Amelia I don’t suppose is acutely aware of any status, however she is mindful that her put up has made its rounds on Twitter. She’s a really perfect buyer or even higher trucker. One of the crucial best possible there may be in truth.
Whilst it’s tempting to be dissatisfied that this magical position isn’t actual, don’t be unhappy. It’s nonetheless beautiful rattling humorous, and I positive admire a good hoax like this.
Simply revel in it for what it’s, and forestall shitting within the parking space.